coluring:

Your mans dick being like

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when he sees me

(Source: coluring)

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

(Source: atheismblog)

bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson)

jewist:

45oz:

BABY

I MISS HER SO MUCH

(Source: ultr4violet-us)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

tyleroakley:

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(Source: spongecock)

foodchewer:

please god i hope i wake up next to a cinnamon bun

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

sadfriends:

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

Types of kisses and their meaning

little-things-count-the-most:

toujiii:

Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

that last one though

(Source: xpcmdi)

GDR