I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months
reason s to date me
- i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget
- i am very popular in nintendogs
- i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too
- macaroni and cheese
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
jesus is our man’
Just stop for a second. Realize what you’re doing. Think, please.
My body is not shameful
Just because you’re uncomfortable doesn’t mean you have to make me feel bad that I’m not
I normally wouldn’t reblog real boobs, but this is a good message.
Love this and will always reblog
A man bares his chest and it’s totally ok, sexy or not. A woman bares hers and SHAME ON YOU YOU ATTENTION SEEKING SLUT.
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING
^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.