Your mans dick being like
when he sees me
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person
Is this a comic? This should be a comic.
"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
that last one though